Hello all. I realise that it has been quite some time since my last post on this blog. Not to make you all think I’ve abandoned it (which I haven’t) but clockwork updates were never really my sort of thing so I defenestrated the idea. Instead, you have the rare fickle rambles and occasional photographs of ‘my type’.

Since it’s November I thought I’d try giving #Movember a shot seeing as I’m CLEARLY old enough to grow some “incredibly sexy facial hair” (*cough* I’m 18 years old *cough*).

If you don’t know what #Movember is then, WHY, and READ THIS:

#Movember is a one-month annual moustache-a-thon in which men (and sometimes women) battle it out to raise the most money via grooming their facial hair. It raises money and awareness for prostate cancer and ultimately, men’s health.

The Rules:

-Once registered at movember.com each mo bro must begin the 1st of Movember with a clean shave.
-For the entire month of November each mo bro must grow and groom a moustache.
-There is to be no joining of the mo to [one's] sideburns. (That’s considered a beard.)
-There is to be no joining of the handlebars to [one's] chin. (That’s considered a goatee.)
-Each mo bro must conduct himself like a true country gentleman.

Now. I can’t really grow facial hair. Least, not noticeable facial hair. My facial hair screams “14 year old pre-pubecent”. I’m not sure if it’s a global term or not, but ‘bum fluff’ springs to mind when you see my facial hair. It lacks colour, and definition. It just wispily sits there. Angry about its lack of character.

So, if you want to see me with a whimsical fairly non-existant moustache, and want to raise money to help fight prostate cancer, consider clicking any of the #Movember’s in this post – they all take you to my profile page, or by clicking here!

Thank you. :)

P.S; More posts are coming, don’t panic.